All products (minus gift cards) are offline! FIND US AT MIDWEST FURFEST!! We'll be MIA and unable to respond to emails Nov 29th-Dec 4th!

About Us


Who are y'all?


We are an ol' married queer couple in the Tennessee Valley! For a long time, we wanted to create our own novelties that we would enjoy ourselves and would be safe to use. And here we are! We will continue to work hard as we feasibly can to be sure we make smiles & screams!  



Sterling & Anna!

(Artwork is by @MemberMidnight on Twitter!)